Opps.. another jacket in the closet again

I said to myself as I was packing up my room in Melbourne that I will control myself from buying any jackets when I get home 'cause I have way too many and they are a pain to pack up.

Opps! I just bought one.

But, at least it has EVERYTHING I wanted on a jacket. A hood. A detachable inner layer. A secret pocket. Kinda water proof. It gives you an option to close up with a zip or the buttons. It's black?!

Ok. So fair enough. ONE jacket. No more!

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I think I lie to myself a lot

I just lied again.

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"No I do not wiggle my eyes to attract the boys!!!"

That was my response when my brother said that my "ham sap" (horny) way I wiggle my eyebrows must be how I get the boys.

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"Home is where one grumbles the most but it is where we often get treated the best"

That was from my mother's fortune cookie.

"To always have love in one's heart will keep you young"

What MY fortune cookie said. How sweet~

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The skin around my cheeks turn red arbitrarily.

Like I have a fever or something.

Am I dying?! HAHAHA!

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I don't want any more of the Dark Tower characterts to die!!!!!!

I'm the slowest reader in the world.

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British people make the best witty jokes.

I love the hosts of Top Gear *heart*

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Jay Chou is just missing a clothing line and a perfume named after him.

'Cause he's got music, acting, directing, writing and modelling down. AND! His face is already everywhere.

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I should be checked into a mental ward.